my boyfriend asked me this morning when i wanted to see guardians of the galaxy and i thought he said “cardigans of the galaxy” so naturally i had to make this
im so sorry
me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*
that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
hello friends this is depression/anxiety and it fucking sucks
when i’m out with my family and i see a book store
This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit